She had a pastime of talking to herself in the mirror, but talking with her various doubles was always more fun than talking with an image.
(Even more fun when it ended bloody; she knew that anyone under the name Ragyo Kiryuin ought to appreciate that much.)
“Or maybe you’d rather hear about the people I’ve killed lately? How my daughters are doing? World domination, and suchsuch.”
♕ - Not a pleasant shock. Looks like she wouldn’t be able to say “Not a bad day, not a bad day at all” at the end of the day, and looks like her daughters wouldn’t ask her in contradiction, “Is there ever a bad day, mom?"
It was tea time, and despite her shock, the Director had enough sense to offer her some tea. Pouring some tea in an empty cup, she pushed it gently, making it slide towards the position across her on the teak table of her office.
❝ …I won’t like it, but if you insist, you might as well have some tea.❞
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: i could possibly be persuaded
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: omg i'm starting to regret my life choices [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: if u can persuade me to the point where i don't give a shit anymore you get a medal
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: you’re absolutely sure? [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: i mean, i know you may have a limited sexual history, but mother sent /me/ to a girls’ boarding school for my teenage years and [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: it’s definitely one way to really get good with your fingers
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: wow. WOW. you /really/ need to then [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: you didn’t experiment at all? mess around a little? literally never? [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: we need an intervention or something here
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: NOT FROM YOU. [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: ABSOLUTELY NOT FROM YOU
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: hey! [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: maybe a little bit [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: (it’s been a while, okay)
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: why are we talking about this oh my god why are we talking about this [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: the only person i've ever slept with is my hUSBAND
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: aww, you’re so mean to me! it’s a compliment to yourself, too, you know [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: don’t you have a lick of pride? [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: you know, like the arrogant kind where you may occasionally want to make out with yourself [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: (which you totally can if you want, by the way)
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: i am this close to breaking my phone [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: (good god you're sexually deprived aren't you)
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: aww, sweetheart, but you need to say it with conviction! [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: ‘hell yeah, ragyo, of course you have a nice ass’ [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: i mean it’s the sort of thing i tell myself in front of the mirror every day, so it shouldn’t be too hard~
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: nOT AS SHAMELESS AS YOU ARE [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: SHAMELESS HUSSY
[ text: hot mom take #2 ]: do you think i have a nice ass? [ text: hot mom take #2 ]: i ask mostly because i know you can’t say no without insulting yourself and i need a pick me up
[ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: um,,,,,,,,,, [ text: Ragyo Kiryuin ]: oh god fine you caught me yes you have a nice ass happy now
